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[ar:Eminem]
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[00:02.39]Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
[00:05.61]My name is Slim Shady
[00:07.96]Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
[00:11.10]My name is Slim Shady
[00:15.27]Ahem excuse me
[00:18.73]Can I have the attention of the class
[00:21.32]For one second
[00:24.76]Hi kids do you like violence
[00:26.94]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails
[00:28.81]Through each one of my eyelids
[00:30.64]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did
[00:33.07]Try 'cid and get f**ked up worse that my life is
[00:35.93]My brain's dead weight I'm tryin' to get my head straight
[00:38.38]But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate
[00:41.58]And Dr Dre said"Slim Shady you a basehead"
[00:45.07]Uh uhh So why's your face red Man you wasted
[00:47.50]Well since age twelve I've felt like I'm someone else
[00:49.69]'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
[00:52.68]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
[00:55.18]And smacked her so hard
[00:56.55]I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
[00:58.43]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my a**
[01:01.11]Faster than a fat b**ch who sat down too fast
[01:03.48]C'mere slut
[01:04.21](Shady wait a minute that's my girl dog)
[01:06.76]I don't give a f**k God sent me to piss the world off
[01:09.57]Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
[01:12.80]My name is Slim Shady
[01:15.18]Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
[01:18.11]My name is Slim Shady
[01:20.66]Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
[01:23.75]My name is Slim Shady
[01:26.43]Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
[01:29.18]My name is Slim Shady
[01:31.63]My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
[01:34.39]Thanks a lot next semester I'll be thirty-five
[01:37.16]I smacked him in his face with an eraser chased him with a stapler
[01:40.66]And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers
[01:43.11]Walked in the strip club had my jacket zipped up
[01:45.60]Flashed the bartender then stuck my dick in the tip cup
[01:48.47]Extraterrestrial runnin' over pedestrians
[01:50.99]In a spaceship while they screamin' at me"Let's just be friends"
[01:54.69]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
[01:57.12]I just found out my mom does more d**e than I do
[02:00.30]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
[02:02.48]Make a record about doin' *** and name it after her
[02:05.07]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
[02:07.82]And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans
[02:10.59]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph
[02:13.28]So I signed it"Dear Dave thanks for the support asshole"
[02:16.29]Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
[02:19.41]My name is Slim Shady
[02:21.66]Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
[02:25.05]My name is Slim Shady
[02:27.54]Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
[02:30.54]My name is Slim Shady
[02:32.91]Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
[02:36.21]My name is Slim Shady
[02:38.58]Stop the tape this kid needs to be locked away
[02:41.22]Dr Dre don't just stand there operate
[02:43.92]I'm not ready to leave it's too scary to die
[02:46.75]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
[02:50.31]Am I comin' or goin' I can barely decide
[02:52.96]I just drank a fifth of vodka dare me to drive
[02:55.59]All my life I was very deprived
[02:57.59]I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide
[03:01.28]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk
[03:03.36]I spit when I talk I'll f**k anything that walks
[03:06.30]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
[03:09.25]How you gonna breast feed me mom
[03:11.13]You ain't got no tits
[03:12.50]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
[03:14.68]Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head
[03:17.55]I'm steamin' mad
[03:18.68]And by the way when you see my dad
[03:20.93]Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had
[03:23.81]Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
[03:26.49]My name is Slim Shady
[03:28.80]Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
[03:32.04]My name is Slim Shady
[03:34.29]Hi my name is my name is(What Who )
[03:37.53]My name is Slim Shady
[03:39.84]Hi my name is my name is(Huh What )
[03:43.09]My name is Slim Shady
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