I Really Don't Hate Christmas-Dr. Doofenshmirtz

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[00:00.00]I Really Don't Hate Christmas (《飞哥与小佛:圣诞特辑》动画片插曲) - Dr. Doofenshmirtz
[00:00.87]You see valentine's is torture and my birthday is a mess
[00:03.29]New year's is a lot of noise and arbor day's a pest
[00:05.53]Halloween's a horror but I guess I must confess
[00:07.47]That I really don't hate christmas
[00:09.89]You see flag day is infernal april fool's is just a bore
[00:12.34]Mardi gras is a waste unless you own a candy store
[00:14.51]All these other holidays I can admit that I abhor
[00:16.87]But I really don't hate christmas
[00:19.02]Now it isn't that I like it at the most I feel ambivalence
[00:23.52]But should I really just destroy it I'll admit that I'm still on the fence
[00:26.55]It makes me tense
[00:28.47]From the evil scientists' community I'm sure to get ejected
[00:32.63]But for christmas I can't seem to summon any true invective
[00:35.10]Because what is there to hate I mean it's really so subjective
[00:37.32]No I really don't hate christmas
[00:39.70]I hate puppy dogs and kittens I hate flowers in the spring
[00:41.79]Heck I even hate the sunshine and the birdies when they sing
[00:44.07]I can work up animosity for almost anything
[00:46.41]Tell me why I don't hate christmas
[00:48.81]Though my childhood was atrocious christmas never was that bad you see
[00:53.30]So the most that I can muster is complete and total apathy
[00:57.04]What's wrong with me
[00:58.31]How can I prove that I'm an evil villain worth his salt
[01:00.62]When with a holiday so jolly I can't even find a fault
[01:03.00]If I didn't feel ambiguous I'd launch a big assault
[01:05.16]But I really don't hate christmas
[01:07.77]Oh what the heck kickline
[01:09.71]No I really
[01:11.80]No I really don't hate christmas
[01:19.06]I have an intense burning indifference