Gold Digger-EPMD

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[00:00.00]Gold Digger - EPMD
[00:13.01]Written by：Ronald Norm
[00:26.02]Oh what the heck let's get married and have a son named Erick
[00:29.31]No big deal no sweat
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[00:31.09]Hmmm I was in for a big surprise
[00:33.03]And when I saw the judge hammer pass my green eyes
[00:35.51]Brainlocked my whole damn head was malfunctional
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[00:38.24]Cause I forgot to co sign a prenuptial agreement
[00:40.78]Now her case is hard like cement
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[00:42.57]I have no files on all the money she spent
[00:44.48]She has a car nineteen ninety brand new Jaguar
[00:46.99]Fly kit with chrome rims that's five star
[00:48.77]That she bought when I was away on tour
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[00:51.95]Hittin' my bank account gettin more and more money
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[00:54.57]She got paid it wasn't funny
[00:56.03]Talking to myself oh you big big dummy
[00:58.36]Just my luck that I'm stuck with a marriage
[01:00.55]And a baby who lays in a gold carriage
[01:02.99]Now I can't leave if I do she gets half (not the cash)
[01:06.16]Oh yes the whole damn bash of money
[01:07.70]So I chill and act so sweet
[01:09.61]Kiss her feet can't picture being in the street
[01:11.93]So I give a fake smile and a fake laugh
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[01:14.83]Fake everything so I can keep all my cash
[01:16.99]Fake talk like I love you so much
[01:19.08]But wishing she gets hit by a Mack truck
[01:21.46]Next time if there's one I'll know
[01:23.52]That most women strictly out for the dough
[01:25.64]They're called gold diggers
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[01:27.01]Cause she's a gold digger
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[01:31.02]Cause she's a gold digger
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[01:35.68]Cause she's a gold digger
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[01:40.61]Cause she's a
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[01:43.87]The P had a close call quiet as kept I dated this
[01:46.97]Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl
[01:49.47]Yeah and almost got vicked
[01:51.11]She had green eyes thunder thighs and a def body
[01:53.19](so what cha saying)
[01:54.02]Top it off she drove a black Maserati
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[01:55.90]Chrome kit with a smile I couldn't resist
[01:57.79]I tapped E on the shoulder and said"Yeah I gots to get this"
[02:00.57](P cool she could be a gold digger)
[02:02.86]Not with that smile and that stupid booming figure
[02:04.99]One day she spent the crazy dough
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[02:07.27]Ten G's on Levi's cold went Rambo
[02:09.62]But then she smiled gave me a back massage
[02:11.54]Gassed my head up and said (oh P you're so large)
[02:14.08]Like a jerk I went for the line like a fish
[02:16.20]But she was far from dream girl and more like a death wish
[02:18.41]She likes to sit back lamp walk on plush rugs
[02:20.96]Whip my five-sixty sip Moet and bug (so did you flip )
[02:23.80]Tried to but she cut me off
[02:25.34]And said"Guess what" (what)"I'm pregnant" (pregnant damn)
[02:28.45]Yeah and the child is yours
[02:29.97]So to fellas who wanna keep they cash
[02:32.20]Or beware of the jack hammer and the helmet that glows
[02:34.40]Cause she's a gold digger
[02:35.62]Cause she's a gold digger
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[02:39.96]Cause she's a gold digger
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[02:44.44]Cause she's a gold digger
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[02:49.28]Cause she's a gold digger
[02:52.63]That's why men in the 90's must watch themselves
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[02:55.43]Cause ladies of the 80's got hip and went for self
[02:57.60]With the new divorce laws which entitles them half
[02:59.66]That means the house goes
[03:00.50]The car
[03:00.94]You and half your cash
[03:02.21]What a price to pay but if you play you pay
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[03:04.53]Cause women of the world they got smart today
[03:06.45]They flash a smile and profile
[03:07.98]A pucker with a strut
[03:08.98]Try to move in
[03:09.94]Knock the boots
[03:10.63]And got stuck with alimony payments
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[03:12.34]Time to meet Judge Wapner
[03:13.63]You try to flip and cut but she smiles 'cause she gotcha
[03:15.68]You get a flashback to wedding when you vowed the vow
[03:18.11]Said the two deadly words
[03:19.14]I do
[03:19.66]But look now you lost the house
[03:21.33]The car
[03:22.01]Eating TV dinners in a one bedroom apartment
[03:24.11]Boy you picked a winner
[03:25.06]But what goes around comes around
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[03:27.12]That's why she wheels the Benz
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[03:28.79]And you ride Greyhound
[03:29.84]Oh just your luck they on strike
[03:31.69]Take off the wedding band put out the thumb time to hitch-hike
[03:34.04]And the more you walk the pain from your corns get bigger
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[03:37.43](Now you know)
[03:37.98]Not to mess with a gold digger
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[03:39.65]Cause she's a gold digger
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[03:44.03]Cause she's a gold digger
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[03:48.64]Cause she's a gold digger
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[03:53.27]Cause she's a
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[04:00.02]Yeah EPMD's in effect DJ Scratch runs flex boy