[ti:Tone Deaf (Explicit)] [ar:Eminem] [al:Music To Be Murdered By - Side B (Deluxe Edition)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Tone Deaf (Explicit) - Eminem [00:00.17]Lyrics by:M Mathers/L. Resto [00:00.34]Composed by:M Mathers/L. Resto [00:00.51]Yeah I'm sorry [00:04.12]Huh [00:04.58]What did you say [00:07.28]Oh I can't hear you [00:10.80]I have an ear inf**ktion and I c**t finger it out [00:13.77]Out [00:14.18]Yeah [00:14.39]I need Auto-Tune [00:15.48]Yeah [00:15.72]It's my alter ego's fault [00:17.63]These evil thoughts could be so dark [00:19.60]Cerebral palsy three Zolofts [00:21.63]I eat doze off to"Rico Suave" [00:23.68]Look it up [00:24.54]Cadillac with a ladder rack in the back [00:26.22]With a cracked axel a backpack full of Paxil [00:28.49]A black satchel a knapsack and a flask full of 'gnac and Jack Daniels [00:31.72]Girl let's go back-back to my castle [00:33.51]Yeah [00:33.71]I don't wanna hassle you Alexandra [00:35.97]But my d**k's an acronym 'cause it stands for you [00:38.29]Stands for you oh [00:39.19]Wait Alexandra who [00:40.41]D**n [00:40.88]All I know is Friday I met you [00:42.44]What [00:42.68]Saturday I'll probably forget you [00:44.51]Guess that's what the Molly and ex do [00:46.35]What the f**k [00:46.85]'Cause who the f**k am I laying next to [00:48.22]Huh [00:48.54]But ever since D-Nice To Tha Rescue Fila Fresh Crew [00:51.29]Uh [00:51.50]I been a lab rat [00:52.39]Yeah [00:52.58]From a test tube [00:53.21]Uh [00:53.45]I'm goin' in-nn like the red roof [00:55.66]Red Roof Inn [00:56.57]You don't like it eat a cock 'til your jaw breaks [00:58.15]Yeah [00:58.33]Call it caught between a rock and a hard place [01:00.38]Like a sasquatch in a crawlspace [01:01.78]'Cause you're watchin' your heart race like you're Scarface [01:03.73]In a car chase with the cops or an arcade [01:05.78]Stuck inside of a Mario Kart race duckin' saw blades [01:08.50]At a stop and a start pace [01:09.88]What I'm tryin' to say is I'm drivin' 'em all crazy [01:12.34]I can't understand a word you say [01:15.42]I'm tone-deaf [01:16.29]I think this way I prefer to stay [01:19.55]I'm tone-deaf [01:20.24]I won't stop even when my hair turns grey [01:23.67]I'm tone-deaf [01:24.20]'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me [01:27.91]Yeah yeah [01:28.22]I see the rap game then attack the verses [01:30.08]Uh [01:30.28]Turn into a graveyard packed with hearses [01:32.08]Yeah [01:32.28]Just like your funeral I'm at your service [01:34.03]What [01:34.24]Pockets 'on stuff' like a taxidermist [01:35.97]Woo [01:36.45]Just landed in Los Angeles when this chick Angela [01:38.96]And her grandmother in a tan [01:40.27]Colored van pull up with a handful of Xans [01:42.15]And a substantial amount of gan' just to ask what my [01:44.45]Plans [01:44.68]Plans for the night are [01:45.97]Yeah [01:46.36]I said"Sneak into the Sleep Inn for the weekend [01:48.46]And pretend it's a five-star" yeah [01:50.44]Or leap into the deep end of the pool [01:52.50]I can show you where the dives are [01:53.88]Get it [01:54.16]Ha [01:54.64]We don't even gotta drive far [01:55.89]I know this spot that is so live [01:57.45]But I'm tryna get some head first [01:59.22]What [01:59.55]Like a nosedive [02:00.41]Haha [02:01.25]So many side chicks [02:02.23]Can't decide which to slide with and which should I ditch [02:05.24]So when it comes to a*s b***h I get behind like the Heimlich [02:08.10]Get behind yeah [02:09.26]Had one chick who liked to flip sometimes on some switchin' sides s**t [02:12.29]Pushed her out the Sidekick [02:13.60]Then I flipped the lil' white b***h off like a light switch [02:16.06]B***h [02:16.62]It's okay not to like my s**t [02:18.59]Everything's fine drink your wine b***h [02:20.31]And get offline quit whinin' this is just a rhyme b***h [02:22.72]Rhyme b***h [02:23.09]But ask me will I stick to my guns [02:24.84]Guns [02:25.01]Like adhesive tape [02:25.85]Adhesive tape [02:26.78]Does Bill Cosby sedate once he treats to cheesecake and a decent steak [02:30.04]Huh [02:30.23]You think gettin' rid of me's a piece of cake [02:32.06]I'm harder than findin' Harvey Weinstein a date [02:33.96]D**n [02:34.43]And that's why they say I got more lines than Black Friday [02:37.40]So save that ssss**t for the d**n library [02:39.28]Shh [02:40.01]You heard of Kris Kristofferson [02:41.64]Yeah [02:41.86]Well I am Piss Pissedofferson [02:43.37]Oh [02:43.61]Paul's askin' for Christmas off again [02:45.51]I said"No" then I spit this song for him [02:47.84]It goes [02:48.23]I can't understand a word you say [02:51.47]I'm tone-deaf [02:52.27]I think this way I prefer to stay [02:55.56]I'm tone-deaf [02:56.28]I won't stop even when my hair turns grey [02:59.44]I'm tone-deaf [03:00.13]'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me [03:03.38]Yeah yeah yeah [03:03.90]B***h I can make"orange" rhyme with"banana" [03:06.08]Yeah [03:06.45]Bornana [03:07.68]Eating pork rinds sword fightin' in pajamas [03:09.56]At the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma [03:11.49]But I'm more like a four-five with the grammar [03:13.55]'Bout to show you why your five favorite rappers can't touch this [03:15.98]But before I get the hammer [03:17.53]I should warn you I'm Thor-like in this manner [03:19.48]Thor [03:19.69]But the day I lose sleep over you critiquin' me or [03:22.13]I ever let you cocksuckers eat at me [03:23.84]I'd need to be a motherf**kin' pizzeria [03:26.48]But you ain't gettin' no cheese from me [03:27.73]I went from Little Caesars BLTses grilled cheeses [03:31.45]Bein' dirt poor to filthy rich I'm still me b***h [03:34.42]Like a realtor that's real tea/realty b***h [03:36.18]Real talk [03:36.68]Aftermath b***h whole camp's lit [03:38.46]We put out fire Dre stamps it [03:40.41]With my cohorts hit a bogart [03:42.45]Yeah got your whole squad yellin'"Oh God" [03:44.48]Here comes Barshall with no holds barred [03:46.47]B***h I'm a hurricane you're a blowhard [03:48.45]Like your old broad she full of semen/sea men [03:50.45]Like the coast guard [03:51.60]And life's been pretty good to me so far [03:53.36]Yeah [03:53.62]For the most part [03:54.44]Had a couple of run-ins with po-po caught [03:56.42]A couple assault charges got a few priors [03:58.20]Priers [03:58.49]Like crowbars [03:59.42]Priors [03:59.59]Which is so odd 'cause I'm forty-eight now [04:01.41]That 5-0's startin' to creep up on me like a patrol car [04:04.31]Woo [04:04.48]I'll be an old fart but you don't want no part [04:06.49]So b***h don't start [04:07.21]Don't start [04:07.58]Simmer down compose yourself Mozart [04:09.39]I ain't went nowhere call me coleslaw [04:11.41]'Cause I'm out for the cabbage and I'm so raw [04:13.48]And if time is money you have no clocks [04:15.45]And any folk caught within close proximity's gettin' cold-cocked [04:18.23]My enemies I'm a chimney give me the smoke opps [04:20.63]And R.I.P. to King Von and it don't stop and I know not [04:24.42]What the f**k you say [04:25.62]I told y'all it ain't me it's my alter ego's fault [04:28.52]But if y'all wanna cancel me no prob [04:30.46]I'll tell you the same thing I told Paul [04:32.17]Woo [04:32.40]I can't understand a word you say [04:35.42]I'm tone-deaf [04:36.22]I think this way I prefer to stay [04:39.48]I'm tone-deaf [04:40.22]I won't stop even when my hair turns grey [04:43.42]I'm tone-deaf [04:44.12]'Cause they won't stop until they cancel me [04:47.52]I'm tone-deaf