[ti:Book of Rhymes] [ar:Eminem/DJ Premier] [al:Music To Be Murdered By - Side B (Deluxe Edition)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Book of Rhymes (Explicit) - Eminem/DJ Premier [00:00.12]Lyrics by:M Mathers/R. Fraser/L. Resto/C. Martin/Jacob Canady/Nayvadius Wilburn/Ronald Spence/Matthew Norrish Jacobson/Katorah Marrero/Nasir Jones/P. Rock [00:00.24]Composed by:M Mathers/R. Fraser/L. Resto/C. Martin/Jacob Canady/Nayvadius Wilburn/Ronald Spence/Matthew Norrish Jacobson/Katorah Marrero/Nasir Jones/P. Rock [00:00.36]I don't smile I don't frown get too up or get too down [00:03.38]Nah [00:03.57]I was here so were you you came and went I stuck around [00:07.03]Yeah [00:07.14]Still here now stop me how [00:08.89]Your opinion's like a broken calculator [00:11.32]That s**t doesn't count [00:12.57]Shut your motherf**kin' mouth [00:14.22]I'm emptyin' [00:14.99]I'm emptyin' [00:15.82]My book of rhymes [00:16.75]My book of rhymes [00:17.63]Get 'em all off my pad every thought that I had [00:21.05]I said I'm emptyin' [00:22.09]I'm emptyin' [00:22.95]My book of rhymes [00:23.91]My book of rhymes [00:24.72]Get 'em all off my pad [00:26.28]Yeah [00:26.63]Every thought that I had [00:28.27]Haven't used all the tricks I have [00:29.90]So like my balls I'm in my bag [00:31.53]My bag [00:31.83]Get a little testе when I'm mad [00:33.16]I'm mad [00:33.56]Sick of wrestling this iPad [00:35.00]IPad [00:35.43]Unsuccessfully I might add [00:36.90]And I know it's best to leave it lie [00:38.24]But even I get obsessed with reading everything [00:40.51]And let it get the best of me 'til I snap [00:42.01]'Til I snap [00:43.09]But I need to get off the internet [00:44.29]Get off the internet [00:44.97]I need to get on the mic [00:46.04]Get on the mic [00:46.77]You need to get off the internet [00:48.00]Internet [00:48.46]You need to get you a life [00:49.85]Why you waste time just to comment on s**t [00:51.63]Comment on s**t [00:52.08]Especially s**t you don't like [00:53.18]S**t you don't like [00:53.77]Don't like it don't listen [00:54.51]But don't tell me 'bout your favorite rapper rippin' some s**t he didn't write [00:56.72]S**t he didn't write [00:57.45]What happened to Slim [00:58.33]He was no cap with the pen [00:59.55]He used to rap like the people his music was for [01:01.84]He was exactly like them [01:03.15]The dude who used to be poor why can't he tap into him [01:05.78]Can't use that excuse anymore [01:07.14]He's mad at the wind he's in a nuclear war [01:09.39]With a cloud he's yellin' at it again [01:11.65]I talked to your mother she told me she loved me [01:13.43]All she wanna do is just hold me and hug me [01:15.11]Wants nobody but me she showed me the Dougie [01:16.76]Can I get a witness like notary public [01:18.69]Preach [01:19.05]She said"Kick some fly s**t" [01:20.04]Fly s**t [01:20.43]I said"I got wings on my a*s" [01:21.70]Wings on my a*s [01:22.46]Told her my d**k's a cockpit [01:23.35]D**k's a cockpit [01:23.86]I fly by the seat of my pants [01:25.19]Seat of my pants [01:26.28]Sinful thoughts this beat is crazy this s**t's retarded [01:28.81]This instru's mental [01:29.73]This instru's mental [01:30.57]To mini-bars incidental charges [01:32.71]When did it start [01:33.68]I been cold-hearted in this heart since kindergarten [01:35.76]Mental sharpness which makes Slim a walking dentist office [01:38.36]B***h I invented flossin' [01:39.60]Yeah I used to wonder [01:40.94]I used to wonder [01:41.83]Where my next meal's gonna come from [01:43.05]Meal's gonna come from [01:43.79]Now I just wonder [01:44.31]Now I just wonder [01:45.33]Where my next mill's gonna come from [01:46.73]Mill's gonna come from [01:47.21]I cannot have no success [01:48.33]Have no success [01:48.98]Unless when I finally make it [01:50.12]Finally make it [01:50.67]I get to remind all the haters [01:52.03]Remind all the haters [01:52.60]Who s**tted on me when I'm on my way up [01:53.74]I'm on my way [01:54.33]My floor is y'all fool's ceilings [01:55.49]If I was you I would step or find yourself twisted [01:58.10]That's how you'll wind up like spiral stairs [02:00.18]I will swear on a stack of Bibles [02:01.77]I will tear new behinds out of rivals even your idols I don't care [02:04.65]It's Music to Be Murdered By [02:05.74]So Bon Iver can swallow a f**kin' Ja Rule bobblehead [02:08.03]And die slow like Alzheimer's [02:09.46]Ha-ha [02:09.82]Lone sniper I hold a microphone like a loaded rifle [02:13.10]My dome's brighter all I spit from my skull's fire [02:15.30]All that's missing's a motorcycle with the chrome wires spoke tires [02:18.31]And y'all are flow biters so I don't gotta [02:20.56]Explain why they call me your ghostwriter [02:22.12]I'm emptyin' [02:22.95]I'm emptyin' [02:23.84]My book of rhymes [02:24.76]My book of rhymes [02:25.68]Get 'em all off my pad every thought that I had [02:29.00]I said I'm emptyin' [02:30.08]I'm emptyin' [02:30.93]My book of rhymes [02:31.97]My book of rhymes [02:32.80]Get 'em all off my pad every thought that I had [02:35.87]Illa [02:36.05]Haven't used all the tricks I have [02:37.49]So like my balls it's in my bag [02:38.76]I tend to get a little testy when I'm mad [02:40.91]But gift of gab and pen to pad turn temper tantrums into anthems [02:43.58]Put lips to a*s and kiss the cracks spit your d**nedest [02:45.67]You're still gonna hit the canvas [02:46.81]Rippin' rappers veterans to whippersnappers [02:48.55]Mr. Mathers is killin' this s**t villainous wit with scant less [02:51.28]Syllables rip the planet biblical s**t's fittin' to hit the fan [02:53.52]Anybody wanna go tit for tat's gonna get hit with that [02:55.77]Then the amygdala hippocampus is gonna trigger the ignoramus [02:58.98]To think of the most ridiculous s**t to spit then [03:00.81]Pit it against these pitiful rappers [03:02.28]Insidious these idiots wittiest s**t against me s**tty as MC Hammer's [03:06.29]Get your whole squad send a task force in [03:07.99]If you want it you're 'bout to get what you asked for then [03:09.84]Put your helmet on strap your chin [03:11.13]You're 'bout to get you a crash course in [03:12.40]Who not to start a motherf**kin' rap war with [03:14.24]Or to go against f**k would you wanna do that for [03:16.25]No offense but are you retards slow or dense [03:18.35]A f**kin' penny has more sense [03:20.04]Yeah now you gotta get killed but it's not a big deal [03:22.36]But every thought is so ill [03:23.18]And so methodical thought I swallowed a pill [03:24.97]I'm starting to feel like I'm an automobile [03:26.76]With Barnacle Bill inside the car at the wheel [03:28.54]Inside a carnival 'cause I'm plowin' into everyone who wrote snidey articles [03:31.82]And that explains why the f**k you clowns are all in my grill [03:35.13]Joy and pain fortune fame torture shame choice I made [03:37.90]Swore someday the world would pay less to lose [03:39.92]More to gain daughters raised [03:41.27]Yesterday glory days adored and praised ignored the hate [03:43.88]Addressed the fake toured with Dre tore a page from Jordan came [03:46.63]Destroyed the game before you came enjoy your stay [03:49.27]Before it's gone away [03:50.31]But the more you claim that you're gonna point and aim [03:52.01]If it joined a gang your s**t isn't going to bang [03:53.76]You're just boring lame and more of the same [03:55.53]You have an enormous chain but a stormless brain [03:57.03]The most you can form is rain [03:58.07]Your s**t is pointless same as a scoreless game [04:00.28]So b***h quit lyin' you're denyin' like Mr. Porter's name [04:03.13]Borderline bipolar disorder since my stroller [04:04.95]Eyes rollin' back in my skull like Eli Porter [04:06.75]Fire mortar [04:07.18]Brr [04:07.46]Rounds Ayatollah every iota I load up [04:09.49]I owe to my motor mouth [04:11.62]This is my note to self [04:13.00]Sometimes you're gonna bomb [04:14.13]So you just might have to blow yourself up with no one's help [04:16.85]I just wrote it down in my book of rhymes [04:19.87]Preemo take us out [04:22.70]Writin' in my book of rhymes [04:25.72]My book of rhymes my book of rhymes [04:28.83]I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm eastside [04:36.97]Writin' in my book of rhymes [04:40.16]My book of rhymes my book of rhymes [04:43.23]I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm eastside