[ti:The Battle Of Epping Forest (2008 Digital Remaster)] [ar:Genesis] [al:Selling England By The Pound] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]The Battle Of Epping Forest (Remastered 2008) - Genesis [01:13.37]Along the Forest Road there's hundreds of cars luxury cars [01:19.93]Each has got its load of convertible bars [01:24.26]Cutlery cars superscars [01:28.20]For today is the day when they sort it out sort it out [01:34.18]'Cos they disagree on a gangland boundary [01:40.55]They disagree on a gangland boundary [01:47.08]There's Willy Wright and his boys [01:49.62]One helluva noise that's Billy's boys [01:53.17]With fully-fashioned mugs that's Little John's thugs [01:57.68]The Barking Slugs - supersmugs [02:01.60]For today is the day when they sort it out sort it out [02:07.76]Yes these Christian soldiers fight to protect the poor [02:14.23]East end heroes got to score in [02:17.92]The Battle of Epping Forest [02:20.20]Yes it's the Battle of Epping Forest [02:23.26]Right outside your door [02:30.56]You ain't seen nothing like it [02:34.22]No you ain't seen nothing like it [02:37.20]Not since the Civil War [02:46.07]Coming over the hill are the boys of Bill [02:48.95]And Johnny's lads stand very still [02:52.33]With the thumpire's shout they all start to clout [02:55.16]- there's no guns in this gentleman's bout [02:59.52]Georgie moves in on the outside left [03:02.48]With a chain flying round his head; [03:06.48]And Harold Demure from Art Literature [03:10.22]Nips up the nearest tree [03:12.63](Here come the cavalry ) [03:26.07]Amidst the battle roar [03:29.33]Accountants keep the score: 10-4 [03:33.84]They've never been alone after getting a radiophone [03:40.76]The bluebells are ringing for Sweetmeal Sam real ham [03:46.88]Handing out bread and jam just like any picnic [03:53.04]Picnic picnic picnic [04:16.59]It's 5-4 on William Wright; [04:19.18]He made his pile on Derby night [04:22.75]When Billy was a kid walking the streets [04:27.36]The other kids hid so they did [04:31.48]And now after working hard in security trade [04:36.40]He's got it made [04:37.93]The shops that need aid are those that haven't paid [04:44.72]"I do my double show quick" [04:47.21]Said Mick the Prick fresh out the nick [04:50.85]"I sell cheap holiday The minute they leave [04:55.08]Then a visit I pay and does it pay" [04:59.96]And his friend Liquid Len by name [05:03.12]Of Wine Women and Wandsworth fame [05:05.76]Said"I'm breaking the legs of [05:07.53]The bastard that got me framed" [05:12.16]"I'm breaking the legs of the bastard that got me framed" [05:28.88]They called me the Reverend [05:30.58]When I entered the Church unstained; [05:37.15]My employers have changed [05:39.17]But the name has remained [05:45.94]It all began when I went on a tour [05:47.80]Hoping to find some furniture [05:50.10]I followed a sign it said"Beautiful Chest" [05:52.48]It led to a lady who showed me her best [05:54.37]She was taken by surprise when [05:56.30]I quickly closed my eyes [05:58.32]So she rang the bell and quick as hell [06:02.65]Bob the Nob came out on his job [06:06.25]To see what the trouble was [06:13.18]"Louise is the Reverend hard to please" [06:16.60]"You're telling me" [06:18.11]"Perhaps sir if it's not too late [06:20.49]We could interest you in our old [06:22.05]Fashioned Staffordshire plate" [06:25.95]"Oh no not me I'm a man of repute" [06:34.34]But the Devil caught hold of my soul [06:37.40]And a voice called out"Shoot" [06:42.63]To save my steeple I visited people; [06:44.75]For this I'd gone when I met Little John [06:47.00]His name came I understood [06:49.08]When the judge said"You're a robbing hood" [06:55.41]He told me of his strange foundation [06:59.66]Conceived on sight of the Woodstock nation; [07:03.38]He'd had to hide his reputation [07:10.25]When poor 'twas salvation from door to door [07:14.26]But now with a pin-up guru every week [07:18.31]It's Love Peace and Truth Incorporated for all who seek [07:22.71]He employed me as a [07:24.12]Karma-ma-mechanic with overall charms [07:31.35]His hands were then fit to receive receive alms [07:47.36]That's why we're in [07:48.86]The Battle of Epping Forest [07:51.11]Yes it's the Battle of Epping Forest [07:54.63]Right outside your door [08:02.83]We guard your souls for peanuts [08:06.02]And we guard your shops and houses [08:09.01]For just a little more [08:12.25]For just a little more [08:17.44]In with a left hook is the Bethnal Green Butcher [08:20.97]But he's countered on the right [08:22.28]By Mick's chain-gang fight [08:24.57]And Liquid Len with his smashed bottle men [08:28.33]Is lobbing Bob the Nob across the gob [08:31.84]With his kisser in a mess Bob seems under stress [08:35.64]But Jones the Jug hits Len right in the mug; [08:39.29]And Harold Demure who's still not quite sure [08:42.85]Fires acorns from out of his sling [08:45.97](Here come the cavalry ) [08:59.11]Up up above the crowd [09:02.45]Inside their Silver Cloud done proud [09:06.90]The bold and brazen brass [09:10.24]Seen darkly through the glass [09:13.75]The butler's got jam on his Rolls; [09:16.51]Roy doles out the lot [09:19.69]With tea from a silver pot just like any picnic [09:26.04]Picnic picnic picnic [10:05.20]Along the Forest Road it's the end of the day [10:09.74]And the Clouds roll away [10:13.01]Each has got its load [10:15.99]They'll come out for the count [10:17.42]At the break-in of day [10:19.53]When the limos return for their final review [10:24.55]It's all thru' [10:26.02]- all they can see is the morning goo [10:29.74]"There's no-one left alive must be draw" [10:39.95]So the Blackcap Barons toss a coin to settle the score