[ti:Kookies] [ar:MF Doom] [al:Mm...Food] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Kookies (Explicit) - MF Doom [00:00.46]It's horrible [00:01.00]One little evening alone home [00:02.45]End up with carpal tunnel syndrome [00:04.86]And here I am known for giving heavy back aches [00:06.61]Grown and living off of little Debbie snack cakes [00:09.76]Supposed to be checking e mails [00:11.00]All I got is messages from a** naked females [00:14.40]I don't know a jenny [00:15.42]She said it's free and I won't owe her a penny [00:18.39]And that's the last time I saw her [00:19.77]But thousands of more horrors on online Gomorrah [00:22.55]And Sodom they got 'em with they curls out [00:24.16]And they got a better sales pitch than the girl scouts [00:27.38]I wonder what I owe her [00:28.45]For a whole box of caramel coconut Samoa [00:30.65]Night night okay honey sweet dreams [00:32.90]Now it's time to get serious like peek freans [00:35.27]A metal hand full wipe it on the quilt [00:37.25]Wife wake up and I'm kill't over split milk [00:39.50]Locked in looking at your picture [00:41.50]Fully clothed winter and I right there with ya [00:43.85]Thinking about the last time I split your wishbone [00:45.80]A man could only wish you could do the same till he get home [00:48.33]Fat chance at least he get snacks [00:50.29]That will have to do till a brother get back [00:52.45]Until then smack one eyed jack [00:54.68]And hope one of his peoples can hook him with a trio pack [00:57.79]That's three different flavors [00:58.71]Chocolate vanilla and strawberry wafers [01:01.28]Acting all hard bout to get beat up [01:03.03]I'll show him what time it is once I get this sheet up [01:06.25]Soon as he fell off the beat down [01:07.46]All I hear is thirteenth cell put the sheet down [01:09.94]Damn co what the hell do she know [01:11.92]Besides the fact she wanna get dug out on the d low [01:14.43]A workaholic with a fountain in the ink pen [01:16.22]Out in the mountains and I stopped drinking again [01:18.82]In the wee hours he's gotten farther [01:20.63]Needing three showers being hot and bothered [01:23.48]The whiz with her legs bent pregnant [01:24.93]God bless the day she wondered where her egg went [01:27.21]I need a l it's hard to drink without it [01:29.48]And could use some cookies but trying not to think about it [01:31.61]Watching bet on jazz for knowledge on file [01:33.84]Every other commercial college hoes gone wild [01:36.11]Soft batch I prefer the other bunch like we got for lunch [01:39.27]Chocolate fudge butter crunch [01:49.92]Don't mess with the Ritz bits [01:51.16]Wheat thins saltines or triscuits [01:54.23]Matzos or chez its [01:55.44]Catch sugar fits every time that he sees [01:58.08]Chips ahoy double chocolate chunk [01:59.81]Something with the bubble and the junk in the trunk [02:02.16]Even the Oreo no matter what weather [02:04.35]Always kept 'em dipped in milk and stuck together [02:07.34]In the game he's shameless [02:08.78]Even uses a codename famous Amos [02:10.75]It's cheaper than a short stay at the day's inn [02:12.99]And good like twenty five cent oatmeal raisin [02:15.24]Give a hand to who invented the camera [02:17.54]Never mind the gingerbread man or the grandmas [02:19.61]Shh make sure she don't wake from her dream chill [02:21.74]Or get caught with a handful of cream fill