[ti:Beef Rapp (Explicit)] [ar:MF Doom] [al:MM..FOOD (20th Anniversary Edition) (Explicit)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Beef Rapp (Explicit) - MF Doom [00:00.16]Lyrics by:Daniel Dumile [00:00.30]Produced by:MF DOOM [00:00.43]Now I haven't eaten all day [00:01.41]How am I gonna do this man? [00:02.53]Yeah don't wait for her man don't wait for her [00:04.42]I'll tell you what man [00:05.48]Come with me now and you know [00:07.18]I'll get you some lunch I'll hook you up with something [00:08.75]I got a little bank y'know no problem [00:10.57]I hear you that's cool [00:11.58]Alright? [00:11.77]It's cool [00:12.15]Man can't you guys just wait here about a half hour man? [00:14.92]Yo I'll be back man [00:15.95]I'm just gonna munch up a little bit man I'm pretty hungry [00:18.09]Yo let him come back [00:19.64]Here you will find food for your body [00:22.05]As well as comfort for your troubled mind [00:25.03]I'd really like some soup [00:26.72]Bread and butter [00:28.08]Of course my friend [00:29.61]What happened to your hand? [00:31.02]Ah nothing [00:34.04]Oh food at last [00:36.41]How did they get here? [00:37.76]Regular storage procedure the same as the other food [00:41.72]What other food? [00:43.68]Fish [00:45.06]Food [00:46.19]Protein [00:47.36]Fast for ya [00:49.14]Now what happened? [00:50.52]Well the cop got [00:53.29]The next morning I went to the store to get some food [00:55.97]Bread and butter [00:57.17]They arrested me [00:58.36]I'll save you [00:59.06]Thank you [00:59.92]Would you like a snack? [01:01.85]Thanks for the drink [01:08.32]Operation: Doomsday complete [01:10.36]All your intercoms casualty and damage testing [01:13.78]Enough [01:14.44]You talk of the people's rights [01:16.42]The people have only those rights which I choose to give them [01:20.37]And that is for their own good believe me [01:23.10]I do DOOM [01:31.92]They disappoint me they must work faster [01:35.62]But the prisoner [01:36.90]Ah yes the young traitor who has tried to turn my people against me [01:42.26]Watch him I have special plans for that one [01:48.36]Beef rap could lead to gettin' teeth capped [01:50.63]Or even a wreath for mom dukes on some grief crap [01:54.20]I suggest a change of diet [01:55.74]It could lead to high blood pressure if you fry it [01:58.41]Or even a stroke heart attack heart disease [02:01.06]It ain't no starting back once arteries start to squeeze [02:03.83]Take the easy way out phony until then [02:06.24]They know they wouldn't be talkin' that baloney in the bullpen [02:09.04]So disgusting pardon self as I discuss this [02:11.19]They talk a wealth of **** and they ain't ever seen injustice [02:14.27]Bust this like a cold milk from out the toilet [02:16.63]Two batteries some Brillo and some foil he'll boil it [02:19.74]You'd be better off in PC glued [02:21.86]And it's a feud so don't be in no TV mood [02:24.56]Every week it's mystery meat seaweed stewed [02:26.90]Food we need food [02:29.90]He wears a mask just to cover the raw flesh [02:32.37]A rather ugly brother with flows that's gorgeous [02:35.02]Drop-dead joints hit the whips like bird **** [02:37.43]They need it like a hole in they head or a third tit [02:40.33]Her bra smell his card say"Aw hell" [02:42.93]Barred from all bars and kicked out the Carvel [02:45.67]Keep a cooker where the jar fell [02:47.47]And keep a cheap hooker that's off the hook like Ma Bell [02:50.63]Top bleeding maybe fella took the loaded rod gears [02:53.06]Stop feeding babies colored sugar-coated lard squares [02:56.36]The odd pair swears and God-fears [02:58.59]Even when it's rotten we've gotten through the hard years [03:01.24]I wrote this note around New Year's [03:03.14]Off a couple of shots and a few beers but who cares? [03:06.42]Enough about me it's about the beats [03:09.02]Not about the streets and who food he 'bout to eat [03:11.54]A rhyming cannibal who's dressed to kill and cynical [03:14.01]Whether is it animal vegetable or mineral [03:16.99]It's a miracle how he get so lyrical [03:19.15]And proceed to move the crowd like a old Negro spiritual [03:22.14]For a mil do a commercial for Mello Yello [03:24.68]Tell 'em devils"Hell no sell y'all own Jello" [03:27.37]We hollowed krills she swallowed pills [03:29.96]He followed flea-collared three-dollar bills [03:32.26]And squealed for halal veal [03:33.97]If y'all appeal dig the real [03:36.14]It's how the big ballers deal [03:38.10]We twirl a L after every meal [03:40.16]Food [03:48.64]What up? [03:49.05]To all rappers shut up with your shuttin' up [03:51.10]And keep a shirt on at least a button-up [03:53.54]Yuck is they rhymers or stripper males? [03:56.03]Out-of-work jerks since they shut down Chippendales [03:58.85]They chippin' nails Doom tippin' scales [04:01.23]Let alone the pre-orders that's counted off shipping sales [04:03.97]This one goes out to all my people skippin' bail [04:06.61]Dippin' jail whippin' tail and sippin' ale [04:09.12]Light the doobie till it glow like a ruby [04:11.55]After which they couldn't find the villain like Scooby [04:14.31]He's in the lab on some old Buddha monk **** [04:16.78]Overproof drunk **** but who'da thunk it? [04:19.52]Punk try and ask why ours be better [04:22.15]'Could be the iron mask or the Cosby sweater [04:24.29]Yes you who's screwed by the dude on the CD nude [04:28.16]We need food