[ti:Rap Promoter] [ar:A Tribe Called Quest] [al:The Low End Theory] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]Rap Promoter - A Tribe Called Quest [00:01.25]Written by:Kamaal Fareed/Ali Shaheed Muhammad/A Tribe Called Quest [00:02.51]It's a fly love song [00:05.01]To the effect of nothing effective fronting [00:07.77]Is what I don't allow so let me tell you something [00:10.25]I am a bonafide [00:12.74]Not too modest and not a lot of pride [00:15.18]Soon to have a ride and a home to reside [00:17.35]If my mama is sick I'm by her bedside [00:20.09]Used to watch the show on Channel 4 called Riptide [00:22.21]Wash my wears in Tide cause it's too damn cold out-tide [00:25.62]That's how the running's go [00:27.31]If there ain't no dough then there ain't no show [00:29.82]So take your roly poly fat promoter [00:32.20]To the Chemical Bank and get my cash [00:34.81]If you wanna see the people scream and laugh [00:37.27]You best Quest you ask the Quest you ask real fast [00:39.74]Cause I don't wanna see 'em start bucking [00:42.11]Throwing chairs in the air while you be ducking [00:44.73]What what [00:45.53]Don't step to me with that [00:47.07]If you promoting a show make sure it ain't wack [00:49.30]Or else I'm leaving [00:51.25]Let me tell you [00:52.13]I'm leaving [00:53.72]Let me tell you [00:54.52]I'm leaving [00:56.21]Let me tell you [00:56.80]Your wack show [00:58.07]Yo man what's up with that [00:59.37]Yo don't sweat me [01:01.76]C'mon five hundred that was the deal [01:03.79]C'mon man don't try to play me out [01:05.46]We don't need you sorry [01:10.34]And the Abstract rapper says [01:13.89]I want chicken and orange juice that's what's on my rider [01:16.70]And my occasional potato by Ore-Ida [01:19.17]Don't forget my pastry make sure they're tasty [01:21.58]I'm not the type to be pushy or hasty [01:23.92]See I'm the type of bro that's reared in the ghetto [01:26.54]Took a few shorts before [01:28.76]Now the only ones I take are the ones that I wear [01:31.13]Ain't taking no shorts no more now [01:33.85]Please act proper 'fore I call the Crime Stoppers [01:36.04]Don't dip on the dough cause that's a no-no [01:38.75]Make sure you count your money real slow [01:41.12]Be alert look alive and act like you know [01:43.71]It's the 90s time to make moves [01:46.23]Not the 80s do away witcha womb [01:48.40]So what [01:49.40]You got a crew [01:50.55]I got one too they're called the Brooklyn Zu [01:53.66]Don't break fool let's be reserved and cool [01:56.15]We don't have to act like we in grade school [01:58.46]Just make sure that we're taken care of [02:00.72]And we'll do a fly show for ya bub check it out [02:03.44]Diggy dang diggy dang gi dang gi dang diggy diggy [02:05.90]Dang diggy dang gi dang gi dang diggy diggy [02:08.45]Dang diggy dang gi dang gi dang diggy diggy [02:10.79]Dang diggy dang gi dang gi dang diggy diggy