The Credit Card Song-Dick Feller
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[00:00.00]The Credit Card Song - Dick Feller
[00:04.00]Well I guess this story must begin
[00:05.67]That fateful day a way back when
[00:07.84]I decided I should have a credit card
[00:11.69]So I filled out this application
[00:14.05]Listed all my recommendations
[00:16.24]Sent it off in the mail
[00:17.46]And in a month or so the mailman
[00:19.43]Brought me my brand new charge all card
[00:22.49]Better than checks
[00:24.25]Safer than money
[00:25.47]And not near as dirty
[00:29.40]Well it laid around for a couple of days
[00:31.87]And finally I thought what the hay
[00:33.41]Why not see if this thing 'll really work
[00:37.48]So I went down to my favorite store
[00:39.88]Picked out three or four shirts or more
[00:41.98]A pair of pants and a striped tie
[00:43.85]And the man came by and said
[00:45.22]Yes Sir cash or charge
[00:47.22]I said yes put it on my credit card
[00:49.60]Write that dude up ahhh convenient
[00:55.83]Now I put that card away in a drawer
[00:57.75]And I never charged one dollar more
[00:59.38]Then one day in the mail I got this bill
[01:03.87]Typed on a card all full of holes
[01:05.67]That says do not staple bend or fold
[01:07.57]Was the astronomical figure of thirty two hundred dollars
[01:10.42]And forty two cents when
[01:13.22]There's been a mistake
[01:15.03]So I got on the phone hello hello
[01:21.20]I got Mr Black and Mr Brown
[01:23.69]And then I got the run a round
[01:25.76]'Til finally Mr Green came on the line
[01:29.36]I said Sir this may be hard to take
[01:31.52]But your computer's made a mistake
[01:33.71]It says I owe more money than I've ever seen
[01:36.17]And he said people like you make mistakes
[01:39.41]Computers do not lie
[01:41.52]Send us the bread P D Q
[01:47.71]Well this had just about done me in
[01:49.80]So I grabbed that computer card again
[01:51.63]The one with all those holes punched out so nice
[01:55.65]And I threw it on the floor and I stomped it twice
[01:57.65]And then I whipped out my pocket knife
[01:59.42]And punched out a few more holes
[02:00.98]Where there hadn't been no holes before
[02:02.83]And I bent it double
[02:04.92]Stapled it across the end
[02:07.57]Drove my car over it
[02:09.36]Stick that up your computer
[02:13.26]I sent her back in and never heard no more
[02:15.64]'Til one day the mailman came to the door
[02:17.31]With a special delivery from the charge all place
[02:21.66]Inside was a note from Mr Green
[02:23.44]Said we ran your card through our machine
[02:25.73]And it tells us that you overpaid your bill
[02:28.39]Enclosed is a check payable to you
[02:31.23]For nine thousand dollars
[02:34.75]We appreciate your business
[02:39.82]Well I got back on the phone again called Mr Green
[02:42.37]And he was I
[02:43.91]And I said I think there is something you should know
[02:47.72]Then I told him what the computer had done
[02:49.61]And I said just remember you're the one
[02:52.53]That told me computer's do not lie
[02:55.03]Thank you
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[00:00.00]The Credit Card Song - Dick Feller
[00:04.00]Well I guess this story must begin
[00:05.67]That fateful day a way back when
[00:07.84]I decided I should have a credit card
[00:11.69]So I filled out this application
[00:14.05]Listed all my recommendations
[00:16.24]Sent it off in the mail
[00:17.46]And in a month or so the mailman
[00:19.43]Brought me my brand new charge all card
[00:22.49]Better than checks
[00:24.25]Safer than money
[00:25.47]And not near as dirty
[00:29.40]Well it laid around for a couple of days
[00:31.87]And finally I thought what the hay
[00:33.41]Why not see if this thing 'll really work
[00:37.48]So I went down to my favorite store
[00:39.88]Picked out three or four shirts or more
[00:41.98]A pair of pants and a striped tie
[00:43.85]And the man came by and said
[00:45.22]Yes Sir cash or charge
[00:47.22]I said yes put it on my credit card
[00:49.60]Write that dude up ahhh convenient
[00:55.83]Now I put that card away in a drawer
[00:57.75]And I never charged one dollar more
[00:59.38]Then one day in the mail I got this bill
[01:03.87]Typed on a card all full of holes
[01:05.67]That says do not staple bend or fold
[01:07.57]Was the astronomical figure of thirty two hundred dollars
[01:10.42]And forty two cents when
[01:13.22]There's been a mistake
[01:15.03]So I got on the phone hello hello
[01:21.20]I got Mr Black and Mr Brown
[01:23.69]And then I got the run a round
[01:25.76]'Til finally Mr Green came on the line
[01:29.36]I said Sir this may be hard to take
[01:31.52]But your computer's made a mistake
[01:33.71]It says I owe more money than I've ever seen
[01:36.17]And he said people like you make mistakes
[01:39.41]Computers do not lie
[01:41.52]Send us the bread P D Q
[01:47.71]Well this had just about done me in
[01:49.80]So I grabbed that computer card again
[01:51.63]The one with all those holes punched out so nice
[01:55.65]And I threw it on the floor and I stomped it twice
[01:57.65]And then I whipped out my pocket knife
[01:59.42]And punched out a few more holes
[02:00.98]Where there hadn't been no holes before
[02:02.83]And I bent it double
[02:04.92]Stapled it across the end
[02:07.57]Drove my car over it
[02:09.36]Stick that up your computer
[02:13.26]I sent her back in and never heard no more
[02:15.64]'Til one day the mailman came to the door
[02:17.31]With a special delivery from the charge all place
[02:21.66]Inside was a note from Mr Green
[02:23.44]Said we ran your card through our machine
[02:25.73]And it tells us that you overpaid your bill
[02:28.39]Enclosed is a check payable to you
[02:31.23]For nine thousand dollars
[02:34.75]We appreciate your business
[02:39.82]Well I got back on the phone again called Mr Green
[02:42.37]And he was I
[02:43.91]And I said I think there is something you should know
[02:47.72]Then I told him what the computer had done
[02:49.61]And I said just remember you're the one
[02:52.53]That told me computer's do not lie
[02:55.03]Thank you
