[ti:Son:The Animal Trainers] [ar:Charlie Chaplin] [al:Charlie Chaplin The Original Music From His Movies] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.22]Son:The Animal Trainers - Charlie Chaplin [00:06.76]I'm an animal trainer [00:08.35]A circus entertainer [00:10.50]I've trained animals by the score [00:12.31]Lions tigers and wild boar [00:14.39]I've made and lost a fortune [00:16.25]In my wild career [00:18.14]Some say the 'cause was women [00:20.13]And some say it was beer [00:24.07]Then I went through bankruptcy [00:25.96]And lost my whole menagerie [00:27.66]But I did not despair [00:29.62]I got a bright idea [00:31.38]While searching through my underwear [00:33.34]A thought occurred to me [00:35.28]I'm tired of training elephants [00:37.22]So why not train a flea [00:41.18]Why should I hunt for animals [00:42.98]And through the jungle roam [00:44.95]When there's local talent [00:46.55]To be found right here at home [00:50.95]I found one but I won't say where [00:53.90]And educated him with care [00:56.61]And taught him all the facts of life [00:59.48]And then he found himself a wife [01:02.32]I give them board and lodgings free [01:05.36]And every night they dine off me [01:08.15]They don't eat caviar or cake [01:10.80]But they enjoy a good rump steak [01:13.65]Off my anatomy [01:15.79]Off my anatomy [01:17.75]It is an odd sensation [01:19.49]When after meals they take a stroll [01:21.62]Around the old plantation [01:25.47]Now I'm as happy as can be [01:28.07]I've bought them lots of tricks you see [01:31.07]And now they're both supporting me [01:32.96]They're both supporting me [01:37.09]Walk up walk up [01:38.51]I'm the greatest show on earth [01:40.71]Walk up walk up [01:42.40]And get your money's worth [01:44.53]See Phyllis and Henry [01:46.34]Those educated fleas [01:48.38]Cavorting and sporting [01:49.80]On the flying trapeze [01:52.04]So any time you itch [01:53.92]Don't scratch or make a fuss [01:55.67]You never can tell you might destroy [01:57.51]Some budding genius