吹牛逼-深七

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[ar:深七]
[al:深七精选集]
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[00:00.00]吹牛逼 - 深七
[00:00.19]我**打小吹牛*
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[00:02.13]我妈名字叫李谷一
[00:03.97]我大哥是黄家驹
[00:05.75]我本人帅过陈冠希
[00:07.55]上学就是前三名
[00:09.28]穿着当今最流行
[00:11.01]我二舅叫张起灵
[00:12.81]我大姑是杨钰莹
[00:14.62]懂武行我会八卦
[00:16.39]我媳妇儿是麦当娜
[00:18.17]史泰龙是我手下
[00:19.93]装*一顿大搞把
[00:21.74]走过南我闯过北
[00:23.46]懂阴阳我会风水
[00:25.26]我小拼叫郭美美
[00:27.09]整天要和我亲嘴
[00:28.80]我还会加减乘除
[00:30.59]三岁就把大学读
[00:32.40]我小妹是林心如
[00:34.06]那吴秀波是我老叔
[00:35.94]上过战场扛过枪
[00:37.70]我大姨名叫李湘
[00:39.52]我姥爷是潘长江
[00:40.97]那有个小弟叫尔康
[00:43.12]我**打小长得萌
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[00:44.89]我大哥叫苏有朋
[00:46.58]我二哥叫郭富城
[00:48.17]我三弟叫做猪悟能
[00:50.11]金枪不倒我最硬
[00:51.89]我大爷叫沙悟净
[00:53.68]有个保镖叫追命
[00:55.48]我的名字叫西门庆
[00:57.32]我这人最讲情意
[00:59.02]各个部门都有关系
[01:00.86]有个表姐叫杨幂
[01:02.59]刘华强是我小弟
[01:04.42]打一架叫一炮轰
[01:06.16]五岁打虎学武松
[01:07.97]我大姨是孙悟空
[01:09.47]我表哥叫做谢文东
[01:11.45]打小就气宇非凡
[01:13.19]我四哥叫王祖蓝
[01:15.04]我五哥叫陈浩南
[01:16.69]我六哥叫做韩寒
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[01:18.62]为人优秀又耿直
[01:20.33]勤劳憨厚还老实
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[01:22.16]家里百十台奔驰
[01:23.95]我爸叫比尔盖茨
[01:25.62]我**头脑像一休
[01:26.97]
[01:27.47]有个宠物叫皮卡丘
[01:29.31]亚洲欧洲和非洲
[01:30.99]保护费全归我收
[01:32.81]读过四书和五经
[01:34.17]
[01:34.73]而且越长越年轻
[01:36.39]踹掉了现任穆桂英
[01:38.13]后边娶了一个范冰冰