倒霉孩子养成日记-封茗囧菌

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[00:00.49]倒霉孩子养成日记 - 封茗囧菌
[00:02.17]词：江子修
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[00:07.30]女：
[00:07.32]早餐是满满一杯讨厌的牛奶
[00:09.62]
[00:10.30]可爸爸说全部喝完才能补钙
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[00:13.79]薯片能不能再多吃一袋
[00:16.20]
[00:16.71]不给就耍赖
[00:18.44]
[00:19.31]午饭有颜色超级难看的蔬菜
[00:21.52]
[00:22.18]但妈妈说挑食的孩子不可爱
[00:24.50]
[00:25.75]还罚我今晚电视不给看
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[00:28.74]明明我很乖
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[00:34.76]男：
[00:35.22]
[00:37.27]早上闹钟竟然没把我叫起来
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[00:40.15]幸亏我跑得比那公交车还快
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[00:43.72]到学校发现书包忘记带
[00:46.10]
[00:46.86]老师好无奈
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[00:49.26]无所事事一整天全用来发呆
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[00:52.28]正想着晚上回家可以看球赛
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[00:55.75]是谁连累我电视不能开
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[00:58.80]都是你不乖
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[01:06.18]女：
[01:07.05]没有了动画片的晚上好难挨
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[01:09.96]妈妈说钢琴曲要继续练起来
[01:12.33]
[01:13.51]弹十分钟手指就歇菜
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[01:16.47]混混就过关
[01:18.16]
[01:18.81]哥哥今天对我也不理又不睬
[01:21.19]
[01:21.86]说作业好多转头就把房门关
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[01:25.51]拜托借口不要这么烂
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[01:28.49]一眼就识穿
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[01:35.81]男：
[01:36.87]今天怎么没人愿意陪我打怪
[01:39.32]
[01:39.95]突然间老爸一推门就走进来
[01:42.29]
[01:43.47]要跟我谈谈早恋的危害
[01:45.74]
[01:46.49]大脑一片空白
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[01:49.01]是谁跟爹妈瞎掰我被班花甩
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[01:51.91]傻傻一个人在房间思念成灾
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[01:55.48]摊上这造谣的小坏蛋
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[01:58.48]承认我完败