[ti:An Irish Pub Song] [ar:The Rumjacks] [al:Gangs Of New Holland] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.00]An Irish Pub Song - The Rumjacks [00:04.43]Lyricist:The Rumjacks [00:08.87]Composer:The Rumjacks [00:13.30]There's a county map to go on the wall [00:15.15]A hurling stick a shinty ball [00:16.75]The bric the brac the craic all [00:18.42]Let's call it an Irish pub [00:20.24]Caffreys Harp Kilkenny on tap [00:21.89]The Guinness pie that cabbage crap [00:23.41]The ideal wannabee Paddy trap [00:25.03]We'll call it an Irish pub [00:26.72]Whale oil beef hooked I swear upon the holy book [00:29.89]The only craic you'll get is a slap in the ear [00:33.52]Whale oil beef hooked I'll up burst yer filthy mug [00:36.24]If you draw one more shamrock in me beer [00:52.94]We'll raise the price o' beer a dollar [00:54.39]We'll make 'em wear a shirt collar [00:56.18]We'll fly a bloody tri colour [00:57.66]And call it an Irish pub [00:59.30]Jager bombs double shots [01:00.86]The underagers think it's tops [01:02.60]We'll spike the drinks pay the cops [01:04.16]We got us an Irish pub [01:06.07]The quick one in the filthy bog [01:07.40]The partin' glass across the lug [01:09.08]O' the lady O the dirty dog [01:10.61]We got us an Irish pub [01:12.34]It's over to me and over to you [01:13.88]We'll skip along the Avenue [01:15.61]And who t'hell is Ronnie Drew [01:17.14]We got us an Irish pub [01:18.75]Whale oil beef hooked I swear upon the holy book [01:22.12]The only 'craic' you'll get is a slap in the ear [01:25.48]Whale oil beef hooked I'll up burst yer filthy mug [01:28.61]If you draw one more shamrock in me beer [01:45.24]Plasma screens neon lights [01:46.64]Kara farkin oke nights [01:48.36]The bouncers they can pick the fights [01:49.87]We'll call it an Irish pub [01:51.60]Plastic cups a polished floor [01:52.94]We'll hose the blood right out the door [01:54.82]And let the knucklers back for more [01:56.45]We got us an Irish pub [01:57.83]Whale oil beef hooked I swear upon the holy book [02:01.25]The only craic you'll get is a slap in the ear [02:04.85]Whale oil beef hooked I'll up burst yer filthy mug [02:07.64]If you draw one more shamrock in me beer [02:24.33]Oh top o' the mornin' Garryowen [02:25.78]Kiss me I'm Irish Molly Malone [02:27.60]Failte Slainte Pog ma thon [02:29.15]We got us an Irish pub [02:30.63]Spike the punch strip the willow [02:32.28]Strike me up the rakes o' Mallow [02:33.89]The Liffey never ran so shallow [02:35.57]We got us an Irish pub [02:37.20]Whale oil beef hooked I swear upon the holy book [02:40.47]The only craic you'll get is a slap in the ear [02:43.99]Whale oil beef hooked I'll up burst yer filthy mug [02:46.98]If you draw one more shamrock in me beer