[ti:Children's Story (《侠盗猎车手:圣安地列斯》游戏插曲 )] [ar:Slick Rick] [al:Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas (Official Soundtrack Box Set)] [by:] [offset:0] [00:00.04]Children's Story (《侠盗猎车手:圣安地列斯》游戏插曲) - Slick Rick [00:02.61]Written by:RICKY M. L. WALTERS [00:11.24]Uncle ricky [00:12.42]Could u read us a bed time story please o please [00:18.07]Alright you kids get to bed I'll get the story book [00:24.80]Ya'll tucked in yea [00:27.70]Here we go [00:29.71]Once upon a time not long ago [00:31.88]When people wore pajamas and lived life slow [00:34.19]When laws were stern and justice stood [00:36.74]And people were behavin' like they ought ta good [00:38.87]There lived a lil' boy who was misled [00:41.27]By anotha lil' boy and this is what he said [00:43.89]Me you ty we gonna make sum cash [00:46.06]Robbin' old folks and makin' da dash [00:48.76]They did the job money came with ease [00:50.76]But one couldn't stop it's like he had a disease [00:53.13]He robbed another and another and a sista and her [00:55.05]Brotha [00:55.53]Tried to rob a man who was a d t undercover [00:57.77]The cop grabbed his arm he started acting erratic [00:59.86]He said keep still boy no need for static [01:02.64]Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap [01:04.71]But little did he know the lil' boy was strapped [01:07.14]The kid pulled out a gun he said why'd ya hit me [01:09.48]The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney [01:11.62]The cop got scared the kid he starts to figure [01:14.12]I'll do years if I pull this trigga [01:16.41]So he cold dashed and ran around the block [01:18.72]Cop radioes it to another lady cop [01:21.05]He ran by a tree there he saw this sista [01:23.21]A shot for the head he shot back but he missed her [01:26.01]Looked around good and from expectations [01:28.02]So he decided he'd hit for the subway stations [01:30.20]But she was coming and he made a left [01:32.86]He was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath [01:34.97]Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him sorry [01:37.72]Then he made his move to an abandoned building [01:39.66]Ran up the stairs up to the top floor [01:42.11]Opened up the door there guess who he saw [01:44.47]Dave the d**e fiend shootin' d**e [01:46.83]Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap [01:49.11]He said I need bullets hurry up run [01:51.51]The d**e fiend brought back a spanking shotgun [01:53.81]He went outside but there was cops all over [01:56.16]Then he dipped into a car a stolen nova [01:58.27]Raced up the block doing 83 [02:00.79]Crashed into a tree near university [02:03.19]Escaped alive though the car was battered [02:05.49]Rat a tat tatted and all the cops scattered [02:07.81]Ran out of bullets and still had static [02:10.01]Grabbed a pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic [02:12.48]Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead [02:14.87]He told the cops back off or honey here's dead [02:17.39]Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong [02:19.34]So he let the lady go and he starts to run on [02:21.61]Sirens sounded he seemed astounded [02:24.48]Before long the lil' boy got surrounded [02:26.84]He dropped the gun so went the glory [02:28.84]And this is the way I have to end this story [02:31.12]He was only seventeen in a madman's dream [02:33.38]The cops shot the kid I still hear him scream [02:35.78]This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh [02:38.13]Just another case about the wrong path [02:40.51]Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast [02:44.19]Good night [02:47.97]Oh boy that uncle ricky is really wierd [02:53.02]I don't know what does he mean straight 'n' narrow or your soul gets cast [02:57.06]I don't know I think he'll be crackin' it up for us good nite