Club Night-Lil Dicky

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[ar:Lil Dicky]
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[00:00.00]Club Night - Lil Dicky
[00:07.19]Friday f**king night
[00:08.59]We 'bout to do this right
[00:10.04]Dicky rolling to the club he about to find his wife
[00:13.33]Cuz he fresher than a kid that called his mom a f**king ho
[00:16.68]Bunch a b**ches getting low
[00:18.14]Pimping you already know
[00:19.82]I'm 'bout to get up on the flo and then bring chicken to my crib
[00:23.50]Getting drunk up in this muthaf**ka f**k you think this is
[00:26.89]Then I see a bad b**ch wit a booty and a half
[00:29.88]I make a move on that cutie excuse me do you wanna dance
[00:33.27]Then she looked at me and laughed
[00:35.02]Like I didn't have a chance
[00:36.59]Like I shouldn't even asked
[00:38.15]So I proceeded to get trashed
[00:39.76]And I'm at the bar now and it's so loud
[00:41.79]But I'm taking shots and I'm throwing down
[00:43.36]And I see a pretty lady so I send her some of that cold brown
[00:46.95]And she turned around and then turned it down
[00:48.47]Because in her words she don't like to flirt with clowns
[00:50.22]And I'm alone and pouting overcrowded I need to get up out this club
[00:53.95]I been inside this club for way too long
[00:57.52]I wanna leave and eat calzones
[01:00.99]None of these females wanna bone
[01:04.20]Myself esteem is all but gone
[01:07.51]'Bout to quit but I'm bitter I paid that cover
[01:09.81]So I guess I gotta stay in this stupid club a bit longer
[01:13.32]And I'm sweating like a jew in a multicultural sauna
[01:16.53]They been playing f**king dubstep for ten consecutive songs
[01:19.85]And then I bumped into a guy
[01:21.45]He was roughly 6 foot 5
[01:23.23]Pretty sure it was his fault but I apologized
[01:26.82]Pretty sure you know the type probly banking every night
[01:29.98]Vodka sprite looking round to find a kike that he can fight
[01:33.22]Or suckerpunch I'm kinda drunk
[01:34.71]And I been in the club for way too long
[01:36.43]Now I'm up in the corner all alone ESPN up on my phone
[01:39.75]Myself esteem is so depleted such a mess I'm overheated
[01:43.24]I regretfully just tweeted some depressing sh*t
[01:46.07]I need to leave this club
[01:47.32]I been inside this club for way too long
[01:50.82]I wanna leave and eat calzones
[01:54.10]None of these females wanna bone
[01:57.39]Myself esteem is all but gone
[02:00.67]Is this really for the bathroom are you kidding
[02:03.16]This the type of line where people squeeze they dick to prevent pissing
[02:06.65]When I get inside the stall it's like a yeti had been shitting
[02:09.95]And there's piss all on the ground
[02:11.42]So as I'm wizzing I keep slipping
[02:13.25]F**k this hand stamp
[02:14.69]Club is really damn cramped
[02:16.22]F**k it I'mma suck it up and take another damn chance
[02:19.58]Ughh here goes nothing (c'mon D)
[02:20.73]Ay girlie what's the word
[02:21.99]At first glance I may look like a nerd
[02:23.57]But if you let me bet D get thee
[02:24.96]All up in the bed so wet like a maf**kan jetski
[02:27.09]Real rap if you tryna go
[02:28.42]Then put your name right here up inside ma phone
[02:30.08]She took bait no way typing out her home she pressed save
[02:32.25]Walked away and her name was no
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[02:43.17]I been inside this club for way too long
[02:46.69]I wanna leave and eat calzones
[02:49.97]None of these females wanna bone
[02:53.29]Myself esteem is all but gone